Meat Marvels Pillows

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Important Food Groups

Burnt or Raw?

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Culinary surgery.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'New Barbeque.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

*=Hotdog

Family Butcher.

A butcher and his apprentice.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Macho man body building club.

Horse meat scandal.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.