The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.
Meat Marvels Mugs
Looking for a fun gift for the meat lover? Our Meat Marvels mugs feature clever, humorous designs that turn their carnivorous passion into a daily toast. Perfect for morning coffee or tea lovers with a sense of humor.
On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.
"States of tofu"
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'
Important Food Groups
Burnt or Raw?
"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."
A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat
"What do you have that won't kill me?"
Culinary surgery.
"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"
"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"
'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'
"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."
'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'
'New Barbeque.'
"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."
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Family Butcher.
A butcher and his apprentice.
Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.
"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"
I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.
'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'
Macho man body building club.
Horse meat scandal.
"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."
"Veal or non-veal?"
Down on Her.
"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."
Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'
"Appetizer is almost done."
Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.
Meat Marvels Mugs Collection
Meat Marvels Pillows
Discover our humorous Meat Marvels pillows—perfect for adding fun and personality to any couch or bed space.
Meat Marvels Prints
Explore our Meat Marvels art prints—ideal for decorating their space with clever, meat-themed artwork.
Meat Marvels T-Shirts
Check out our Meat Marvels t-shirts section for witty and creative designs that let meat lovers wear their passion with pride.