
The Birth Of A Vegetarian
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The Birth Of A Vegetarian
The vegetarian butcher.
"Stephen and I are today's special."
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."
"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."
"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"
"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."
Easter Ham Free.
Macho man body building club.
'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'
DIY Butchers
"Iron Man Competition"
"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"
St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.
Go Veggie...
"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"
'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'
'I recently became a veggie.'
Butcher shop +
"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."
Starmer - Just eat less.
'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....
'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'
The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.
"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."
Kyle Sinckler
Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. A super sexy all-male revue. Our first performer is a legend – the hunkiest he-man in the Americas. So give it up for … oh my … It can't be … Senor Stud! Pop!
Blow up muscles.
"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"
"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."
'OK, now let's start focusing on the left arm.'
"I don't usually show this on the first date, but I thought you'd like to see my bear-ass."
'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'
"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."
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