Meatless Meal Maverick Mugs

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Human meat.

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'I recently became a veggie.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

Butcher shop +

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

"Will you be ordering from the lactose-intolerant menu, the gluten-intolerant menu, or the 'just-plain-intolerant' menu?"

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

"All the latest research indicates we should be eating the stuff we thought killed our grandparents."

"No, we don’t serve ‘organic, local, free-range Spam.’"

"No, I'm sorry, I can't recommend anything - I'm a vegetarian."

'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'

'But Antony, I thought you only stole wine and cheese?'.

Multi-tool cutlery.