Meatless Maverick Mugs

'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'New Barbeque.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'I recently became a veggie.'

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Butcher shop +

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

The Island of Misfit Pants

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

Biker Hell No

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"

"No, I'm sorry, I can't recommend anything - I'm a vegetarian."

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

The vegetarian butcher.

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

"This is where we breed our meatless chickens."

Bull chases farmer after being milked.

devoted vegetarian.