Meatless Maverick Prints

Starmer - Just eat less.

'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'New Barbeque.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

'I recently became a veggie.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Go Veggie...

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Butcher shop +

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

The Island of Misfit Pants

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

Biker Hell No

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"

"No, I'm sorry, I can't recommend anything - I'm a vegetarian."

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

The vegetarian butcher.

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."