Meat Maverick Prints

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Burnt or Raw?

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Culinary surgery.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'New Barbeque.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Human meat.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

The Chop House

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Starmer - Just eat less.

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'