devoted vegetarian.
Meat-free Maverick Pillows
Add a touch of humorous charm to their space with a pillow celebrating their meat-free lifestyle. Cozy, fun, and full of personality, it’s a perfect gift to brighten any room.
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'
"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."
'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
Vegetarian Nightmare.
'New Barbeque.'
"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"
DIY Butchers
Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.
"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"
"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!
'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'
St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.
"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."
'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'
"You again?"
'I recently became a veggie.'
Go Veggie...
"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"
"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."
'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'
Starmer - Just eat less.
'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....
Butcher shop +
'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'
Biker Hell No
"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."
"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."
"All the latest research indicates we should be eating the stuff we thought killed our grandparents."
'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'
"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."
The Birth Of A Vegetarian
The vegetarian butcher.
"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."
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