Meat-free Maven Pillows

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Butcher shop +

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Easter Ham Free.

Categories are the key to organizing.

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

Castle Efficiency

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

Open-Plan Psychiatry

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

"Yes, I know it looks like a blank canvas. . . I call it apathy!"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Go Veggie...

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

Lightbulb Maker

Starmer - Just eat less.

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....