Meat Maniac Pillows

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Important Food Groups

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Burnt or Raw?

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Platter confusion.

Culinary surgery.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

Family Butcher.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

*=Hotdog

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'