Meat Maniac Pillows

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Burnt or Raw?

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Culinary surgery.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Platter confusion.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

I don

"Oooh... bacon!"