Meat Eater's Nemesis Pillows

"I don't like the look of this, Charlie"

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

I don

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."