Macho Meat Lover Pillows

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Platter confusion.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Men can show their emotions!

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Important Muscles.

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'