Milking Marvel Pillows

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Pull the udder one

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Macho man body building club.

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"I think the milk's off!"

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Iron Man Competition"

"How almond milk is made"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'I recently became a veggie.'

'Be gentle with me!'

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.