Milking Pillows

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'Cold hands, warm heart,' my ass, thought Bessie.

"They’re real."

Farmer has cows that give 1% and 2 % fat content.

Cow being clamped for milk.

'Be gentle with me!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Pull the udder one

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Milk sideburns

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Strawberry Shake

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"I think the milk's off!"

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

The Magic Float

"Fill it up!"

"If he says, 'got milk' I'm gonna bite."

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Take me to your lactator!

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."