Milk Store Owner Gifts

Mulk - cows self bottling milk.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Important Food Groups

"He's such a fussy eater."

"They’re real."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

A Tit for Tat.

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'