Liquor Store Owner Gifts

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"BOOZE"

A Good Batch.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

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