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Sir Winston Churchill

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Sale.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Decapitated coffee.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Joint Ventures!

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

A Lady Out Shopping.

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.