Cocktail Bar Owner Gifts

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Infinity Tavern

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."