Cocktail King Gifts

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita