Tobacco Shop Owner Gifts

Joint Ventures!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Labor Day Flowers

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Time for tea and friendship.

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Decapitated coffee.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Kitty's Coffee Shop

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'Just look'in'

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."