Tobacco Seller Gifts

Tobacco display ban.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Joint Ventures!

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Big Issue...'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Vaping cigarette

Florist

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Lighting a Pipe

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

"I'll take this one!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Global Warming.

Opera for the Million.

Live goldfish for sale

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

'Here, Ben, try somma my spitless tobacco.'

"If you still want to belong to an organization dedicated to killing Americans, there's always the tobacco lobby."

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

Tobacco black-marketing.

Heaven on a stick.

Flower Sellers at the Boat Race

Tobacco Farmers.

Flower Seller.

"I'll trade you two of my chocolate bars for five of your cigarettes."

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

'Let's one-up our critics. Let's add anti-oxidants to our cigarettes.'

An angry mob of Rabbits have finally found the person who has their former feet using them for good luck charms

'Now where did I put that snuff can with the skin scrapings?'