Tea Trader Gifts

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"Hipsters"

Tea of Love

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Teapot

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'