"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."
Tea Trader Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a tea trader? Explore a collection of creative, fun, and thoughtful items that celebrate their passion for tea. From mugs to prints, find something that adds a touch of humor or warmth to their tea time.
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Covid Inquiry / Enquiry
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'
"Black or white, Vicar?"
"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."
"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"
"Hipsters"
"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"
So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.
You've Had Enough!
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
Tea of Love
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
Time for tea and friendship.
"I love that you still call me 'honey'."
Why markets crash.
Mea Maxima Cuppa
Time for Tea!
'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'
'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'
"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."
'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'
'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'
"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"
"Things are looking up!"
Teapot
The Leafs win the Cup!
1930's Lady.
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'
'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'
Tea Trader Gifts Collection
Tea Trader Mugs
Explore our collection of delightful mugs perfect for tea traders. Find witty, charming designs that make every tea break special.
Tea Trader Pillows
Add personality to their space with our playful pillows designed for tea lovers. Comfort and humor combined in each piece.
Tea Trader Prints
Decorate with our attractive art prints that honor the tea trade. A perfect finishing touch for any tea enthusiast’s home or office.
Tea Trader T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts tailored for tea enthusiasts. Celebrate their love for tea with witty, stylish, and memorable designs.