Tea Shop Owner Gifts

'Another cup of tea?' - 'Yes please.'

Time for tea and friendship.

'Slurping or sipping?'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Cut Price

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

You've Had Enough!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Shaken not stirred

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Beer Stall

Tea of Love

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Why markets crash.

The Reaper's Arms