Tea Shop Owner Gifts

'Another cup of tea?' - 'Yes please.'

Time for tea and friendship.

'Slurping or sipping?'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Cut Price

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Beer Stall

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Tea of Love

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Non-Power Breakfast

Why markets crash.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Reaper's Arms

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'