Tobacco Industry Worker Gifts

'I think the experiment is over Hargreaves, I've noticed that they've begun to use them as currency.'

Carcinoco

Thank you for smoking

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Polluted geese

Overworked in the office

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

My brilliant career

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Motivation to work

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Parade of Businessmen

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Meat Grinder

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.