Cannabis Industry Worker Gifts

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Tonto Casino.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

Stoner Dog

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.