Cannabis Advocate Gifts

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Legalize it California...

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.

The System Doesn't Forgive You. Why Would You Forgive It?

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"My joints... are almost done"

Stoner Dog

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

"The 'Recreational Use of Marijuana' proposal passed in this state."

Pharmacy: The Good Sh*t

Hemp Bombs

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."

Investment: Tired of Tech Stocks? Buy 'Pot' Stocks!