Medical Marijuana Advocate Gifts

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'There are still some bugs in the system. We can prescribe pot, but we can't grow it, and the people who grow it, can't prescribe it.'

California approves marijuana for medical reasons.

Pharmacy: The Good Sh*t

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"My joints... are almost done"

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Bloody privatisation, have you got 50p?"

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'

Opium Den 2019

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Hemp Bombs

'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"But apart from pay, conditions, stress, increased bureaucracy, recruitment problems, patient expectations, and violence...'

'Of course his appetite's improved...it's the medical marijuana.'

The Harvest

"I bet you want to legalize GAY marijuana too!"

"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.