Medicinal Marijuana Supporters Gifts

"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

New Age Store.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"My joints... are almost done"

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

'It's ironic: I'm a carnivore, but my stomach pains were cured by a herbalist...'

Pharmacy: The Good Sh*t

Hemp Bombs

'It's for my glaucoma.'

Hippy fighting off medicine.

Porcupine Acupuncture

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

"I bet you want to legalize GAY marijuana too!"

Joke's Joke Joint

Faith Healer next to the Emergency Room at a fair.

The little engine that wouldn't.

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

'It's just in from the rainforest, so there may still be some roots and stems in it.'

Gandhi