Marijuana Supporter Gifts

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"I bet you want to legalize GAY marijuana too!"

Bribes for Jabs

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"My joints... are almost done"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Stoner Dog

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

Hemp Bombs

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."

Far out Man! A pot machine!