Cannabis Critic Gifts

Unmotivated

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Trappist Monk Discord

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Psst! Hey, kids."

Twitter Suspends Don Junior

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Press freedom makes democracy.

Freedom Book.

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Projection

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

I'm not entirely sure I'm conscious, doc. It occurred to me last night, I am not an individual. I am a colony of 32 trillion individual living cells. Dr. Noodle

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Stoner Dog

"My joints... are almost done"

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'