Cannabis Dispensary Worker Gifts

Looking for a gift for a cannabis dispensary worker? Find clever mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that honor their essential role with a touch of humor and appreciation. Show your support with products that celebrate their unique profession.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.' mockup

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

from $19.00

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!' mockup

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

from $19.00

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana." mockup

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

from $19.00

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication mockup

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

from $19.00

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth." mockup

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

from $19.00

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

from $19.00

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

from $19.00

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana mockup

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

from $19.00

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

from $19.00

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure." mockup

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

from $19.00

'Once again, I fold.'

from $19.00

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.' mockup

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

from $19.00

"Shoulda brought the weed."

from $19.00

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling." mockup

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

from $19.00

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out." mockup

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

from $19.00

Tonto Casino.

from $19.00

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right." mockup

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

from $19.00

The Deli Llama

from $19.00

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.' mockup

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

from $19.00

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!' mockup

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

from $19.00

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high." mockup

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

from $19.00

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.' mockup

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

from $19.00

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.' mockup

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

from $19.00

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome! mockup

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

from $19.00

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold." mockup

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

from $19.00

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue." mockup

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

from $19.00

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"You come highly recommended. I like that." mockup

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

from $19.00

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities mockup

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

from $19.00

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives." mockup

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

from $19.00

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?" mockup

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

from $19.00

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.' mockup

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

from $19.00

Cannabis Dispensary Worker Gifts Collection

Cannabis Dispensary Worker Mugs

Looking for more? Browse our range of mugs celebrating cannabis dispensary workers—ideal for daily coffee or as a humorous gift.

Cannabis Dispensary Worker Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that honor cannabis dispensary heroes—great for adding personality to any space.

Cannabis Dispensary Worker Prints

Find eye-catching prints that showcase the pride and humor of working in a dispensary—ideal for personal or professional spaces.

Cannabis Dispensary Worker T-Shirts

Check out our selection of T-shirts designed for dispensary staff—funny, stylish, and perfect for work or casual days.