Cannabis Industry Professional Gifts

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Tonto Casino.

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"My joints... are almost done"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Stoner Dog

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

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"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"The 'Recreational Use of Marijuana' proposal passed in this state."

"Still sparkling"

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."