Cannabis Researcher Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the passion and expertise of a cannabis researcher? Our collection features clever, professional-inspired designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, making it easy to find something unique and meaningful for your favorite scientist. Celebrate their contributions to science and innovation with a gift that’s as sharp as their mind and as fun as their work.

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"Any pain relief with the cannabis?" mockup

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

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'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!' mockup

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

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"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana." mockup

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

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'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.' mockup

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

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Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary mockup

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

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Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication mockup

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

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'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

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The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana mockup

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

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Peer-reviewed journal publication. mockup

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

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'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.' mockup

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

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'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...' mockup

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

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"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant." mockup

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

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'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.'' mockup

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

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'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.' mockup

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

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Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome! mockup

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

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"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it." mockup

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

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"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"You come highly recommended. I like that." mockup

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

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A lab rat stares back at a scientist. mockup

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

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'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.' mockup

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

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"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?" mockup

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

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'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.' mockup

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

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Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy. mockup

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

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Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro. mockup

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

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"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar." mockup

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

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"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies." mockup

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

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"My joints... are almost done"

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"I keep up with all the journals." mockup

"I keep up with all the journals."

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"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

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Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group. mockup

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

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"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to." mockup

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

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"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out." mockup

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

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"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..." mockup

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

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Cannabis Researcher Gifts Collection

Cannabis Researcher Mugs

Explore our collection of cannabis research mugs—perfect for scientists with a sense of humor or pride in their work.

Cannabis Researcher Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows celebrating cannabis research—great for brightening up their favorite space with wit and personality.

Cannabis Researcher Prints

Discover our eye-catching prints perfect for any cannabis researcher’s office or home—combine art and science in your gift.

Cannabis Researcher T-Shirts

Browse our cannabis research t-shirts—fun, professional, and uniquely designed for scientists who love to wear their passion.