Cannabis Researcher Prints

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"My joints... are almost done"

"I keep up with all the journals."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."