Cannabis Studies Gifts

"About this medical marijuana study. . . I'm totally stoked about the results."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

Stoner Dog

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"My joints... are almost done"

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"