Cannabis Curiosity Gifts

'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Pelobong

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

'What happens after the end of time?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."