Cannabis Questioner Gifts

I'm not entirely sure I'm conscious, doc. It occurred to me last night, I am not an individual. I am a colony of 32 trillion individual living cells. Dr. Noodle

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

Stoner Dog

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"My joints... are almost done"

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"What's it all about?"