Cannabis Conversationalist Gifts

Fish bowl 1 "The weed keeps me sane man"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Pelobong

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

Hippie Edibles Co.

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Stoner Dog

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

I'm not entirely sure I'm conscious, doc. It occurred to me last night, I am not an individual. I am a colony of 32 trillion individual living cells. Dr. Noodle

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"My joints... are almost done"

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'