Cannabis Questioner Mugs

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"My joints... are almost done"

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'