Cannabis Industry Professional Pillows

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Tonto Casino.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"My joints... are almost done"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

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"Still sparkling"

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

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Far out Man! A pot machine!

'I'm making pot pie.'