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"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

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The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

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"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"The 'Recreational Use of Marijuana' proposal passed in this state."

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'I'm making pot pie.'

'It's for my glaucoma.'

G.M. leaf.