Legal Cannabis Advocate Pillows

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"My joints... are almost done"

Stoner Dog

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

"The 'Recreational Use of Marijuana' proposal passed in this state."

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

Pharmacy: The Good Sh*t

'I'm making pot pie.'

Hemp Bombs

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Investment: Tired of Tech Stocks? Buy 'Pot' Stocks!

'It's for my glaucoma.'