Cannabis Advocates Pillows

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"My joints... are almost done"

Stoner Dog

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

Investment: Tired of Tech Stocks? Buy 'Pot' Stocks!

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Pharmacy: The Good Sh*t

Hemp Bombs

"The bad news is our stock is down. The good news is our shareholders don't seem to care."

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

"The 'Recreational Use of Marijuana' proposal passed in this state."

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

'It's for my glaucoma.'