Dispensary Worker Gifts

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Finger on the Z Key

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

The Deli Llama

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Up your end.

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Health and Safety Guidelines.

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'