Dispensary Staff Gifts

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'Regular or decapitated?'

Closed for Renovation

"He's left out the staples"

In the art gallery

The hall of bad ideas.

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

Mad cleaning robot.

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'That book is still floating around the system.'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Library Grand Opening

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Modigliani's Giraffe

Damien Hirst Cafe