Pharmacy Staff Gifts

Cold and Flu Medication.

'These efficiency experts are ruining the pharmaceutical industry....'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

2021

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Multi-tasking.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'These are job perks.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."