Pharmacy Clerk Gifts

Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you.

'You're in luck. I just changed religions and am no longer morally opposed to filling this one.'

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

Fighting the Pandemic

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Booster shots

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!