Pharmacy Clerk T-Shirts

Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you.

'You're in luck. I just changed religions and am no longer morally opposed to filling this one.'

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

vaccine wars.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Booster shots

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Fighting the Pandemic

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'