Pharmacy Sales Representative T-Shirts

"We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of 'physical and artistic' therapies which is why we've developed 'megazylomol' to enhance the experience!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"You're never home."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

Brick Salesman

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Corporate Darwinism

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

Landing That Tough Account

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"