Pharmaceutical Sales Reps T-Shirts

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"You're never home."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Brick Salesman

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Corporate Darwinism

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

Landing That Tough Account

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'