Pharmaceutical Sales Reps Gifts

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Mister Pretty Shoes

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"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"You're never home."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Brick Salesman

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

Corporate Darwinism

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

Pharmaco. He writes drug side effect warnings. Ah, a health scare provider.

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

Landing That Tough Account